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| Record as NBA Head Coach: 79-228 |  |
Records with Beastie Boys & Will Smith |
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| Hails from Washington, D.C. | |
Hails from Harlem, N.Y. |
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| Fired by Timberwolves in 1994 | |
Released “Biz’s Baddest Beats” in 1994 |
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| Member of 1983 Cardiac Pack |  |
Member of Celebrity Fit Club |
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| “Oh Snap! I never completed my degree at nc state” | |
Coined the phrase “Oh Snap!” |
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How the heck is harlem better than Washington, D.C., the nation’s capital and most powerful city in the world? (according to the Wizards’ announcer)
Where do you get this stuff? What does Biz Markie have to do with the Hokies? Its funny because its stupid. Pure inane jackass gold. Gold, Jerry, gold.
I gotta go with Niemo on the DC vs Harlem tip. I’m givin that one to Sid. But hey its your world dog. Oh. Snap.
Uh, Davey, Biz Markie has nothing to do with the Hokies. It is called “Celebrity Look-a-like Showdown”. Not “Guy for the other team that looks like a Hokie”. Biz Markie is a celebrity and therefore qualifies.
Clearly we need to do a better job going over this stuff in our staff meetings.
I thought we fired Davey after he missed the uva game?
This site would be nowhere without my dedicated hyphenating and insightful blogging!
I would have thought Ice Cube made the best celebrity matchup but I guess since we aren’t playing on Friday….
Rockfish – To be fair, Biz Markie looks more like Sidney Lowe than Ice Cube does.
Almost two years later, I am sitting here in my fabulous cubicle chuckling heartily with a tear in my eye. That is some funny stupid sh… stuff. The pictures alone are hilarious.