Posted on 06 June 2008.
T-Bone
Many of you have been regaled with stories of the Weekend Warrior arm wrestling guys three times his size (and he isn’t small): A Tall Tale of Arm Wrestling Paul Bunyan. Well, apparently America has liked what they saw. Or at least one dude did.Â
While the Weekend Warrior was at one of his favorite Arlington watering holes last weekend, a man approached TWW and asked him to step outside. No, he wasn’t looking to give TWW a [female dog] slap like Manny Ramirez did to Kevin Youkilis last night, or punch like a woman like Coco Crisp did (seriously, the red sox might need to start wearing skirts the way they fight). The man wanted to ask TWW if he wanted to be a bouncer at a new bar opening up. TWW’s reply was, “If I do this, I want to be called T-Bone.”
And to think the Weekend Warrior has wasted 10 years of his life in Corporate America when he could have been living the glamorous life of a bouncer. Hmm…
gus gilchrist
gus gilchrist was spotted at a Denny’s in morgantown, wv yesterday. Word is he was seated, ordered the “Moons over My Hammy”, then got up and left. He then went to an IHOP, ordered, received his food, and then bailed again but demanded he get his pancakes to go for free. No word on which restaurant he headed to next.
Chipper Jones vs the Hokies
With his 4/5 performance last night (including his 400th career home run), Chipper Jones is now hitting .418 on the season. Just to put this into perspective, this is higher than Deron Washington’s (.416), Hank Thorn’s (.344), and Dorenzo Hudson’s (.356) field goal percentages from last season. In fact, it is higher than Cheick Diakite’s free throw percentage (.375) last season! Virginia Tech’s opponents shot for a lower percentage than this from the field last year (.407).
And yes, Chipper would kick Mike Ditka’s butt (old SNL gag about da Bears).
And yes, I realize I’ve jinxed Chipper by mentioning this.
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