There have been many great feats in sports: Rob Bironas hitting eight field goals in one game, Kobe Bryant hitting 12 three-pointers in a game, and Bob Horner hitting four home runs in a game. But last night there was a new entry that will go down in history: The Weekend Warrior went 18-0 arm wrestling people at Hokie House Saturday night. Now, there is one thing we should note: he was only arm wrestling women. But oh, what a display of pure strength it was!
One patron called it the “greatest display of arm wrestling domination against women” he had ever seen. It was very Andy Kaufman-esque. And with each victory The Weekend Warrior would erupt in a wild victory celebration that made Chad Ochocinco’s antics seem mild. Two women were poor sports about it, with one slapping The Weekend Warrior and the other throwing a drink on him as he concluded his celebration elation. But all that’s just the taste of greatness.
Women were coming up to TWW from all over the bar to see if they could be the one to take him down. They weren’t. The only thing going down was their arm at rocket-like speeds to the mat. Some men came up and asked if they could take on TWW. His reply was, “No! Women only.”
TWW was fueled by the Bear Fight (Jager Bomb and Car Bomb drinks back-to-back) he had done earlier in the evening.
Shout out to vt1fan, Bartlett, Tone Loc, Chris, and Eric for being there for the festivities. And hats off to Mandy, Morgan, Jenn, Jennifer, Barbara, Emily, Jenn #2, Christy, Adrian, Mary, Elizabeth, Maria, Janet, Erin, Amy, Sarah, Lizzy, and Jenny from up the block for being victims.